* Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana.
*Guess what the wheel said to the truck? ....I'm tired.
*How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Myers Flat?....because anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.
* KNOCK KNOCK....Who's there?...Owls....Owls who?...That's right owls who.
KNOCK KNOCK....Who's there now?....Owls who....Owls who who?, weren't you just here? You are not funny any more! Go away and leave me alone....Who?who?...Leave me alone, that's who!
It wasn't very nice of me, but I roared when I read your joke about the toothbrush. Sometimes funny things are funnier when you don't expect them.
ReplyDelete5 points for Gryffindor. Oh wait, 5 points for Jonathan who made me very proud today.
good job on your blog
ReplyDeleteoh my gods that ollmost made me fall out of my chair funney! do more
ReplyDeleteJonathan, I thought those were so funny. I didn't get the Myers Flat one for a really long time. SO.. I sat here until I got it. Ha ha ha. Poor Myers Flatiens.
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Presley, you seriously need to check your spelling.
Those are funny!!!
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